This Tumblr is starting to bring out the worst of my emotions…
And NO, I am NOT in love with Discord! Even though it looks that way…I just have…sexual frustration issues. Yeah, that’s it. Sexual frustration.
My past is serious business.
But like I said, I don’t want to talk about it.
We interrupt this Tumblr for a brief Spike comic…
…Now back to your questions.
…Also didn’t help that my horseshoes were rusty that day.
If you can guess what dance that even was, you have my eternal admiration.
Fuck yes.
You don’t say…
…With the possible exception of those funny little gumball machines. Those things are awesome.
First response! Awesome :,D
…I really do find pie orgasmic, you know. But not the chocolate stuff. Too fucking rich.
Welcome to Tirek’s—I mean, MY—brand-new ask blog! I figured I should be getting one since every other villain has one, even though I don’t care much for computers. I’m HOPING that this blog sooner or later becomes popular like Discord’s (that bastard), but right now I need to focus on answering your questions. So ask me anything you want…I’ll try to answer in the best way possible. Or the worst way. Whichever I feel like doing at the time.